JON - KATE + CRASH = MY COSTUME!

Halloween is fast approaching. My Kate Gosselin wig came via UPS the other day from buycostumes.com. Here's the link in case you still need costume ideas: http://www.buycostumes.com/browse/_/N-/Ntt-eight+is+too+much+wig/results1.aspx

Now I just have to figure out how to stuff all of my hair into the little wig. I'll post a picture of me in costume tomorrow. Meanwhile here's a picture of me & Scotty in costume last year. I was Sarah Palin and he went as Joe Dirt/Kid Rock. Gotta go find some clothes to make me look like a paparazzi- obsessed reality show star/whore. Stay tuned...

TRENT LOOKS PRETTY IN PINK!

It seems like I'm always blogging about Trent Reznor! Here I go again. Trent tied the knot last Saturday to the lead singer of West Indian Girl, Mariqueen Maandig. Check out the first photo of the happy couple. And Happy 20th Anniversary to Pretty Hate Machine, NIN's debut album. Cheers!

SCOTTY SHOWN ACTUAL SIZE!!

Poor Scotty Brilliant. Yesterday he came into the Boneyard with a small blemish on his chin. No biggie, it happens. He also had a travel size bottle of Clean & Clear with him yesterday to treat the blemish. Today he came into the Boneyard with his face visibly swollen. Now one side of his lip appears to be larger than the other and he has started talking out of one side of his mouth! I'm really worried about him. He thinks he may have been bitten by something.....Take a look for yourself in this actual photo. Stay tuned.....

AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!

Why is it the best things in life are available for a limited time only? Like Organic Peruvian coffee from WAWA, pumpkin spice donuts from Dunkin' Donuts and The New, Low-Fat Buffalo Chicken at SUBWAY? Run, don't walk, to your nearest Subway and try this delicious new creation! I tried it toasted on 9 grain wheat bread with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, sweet peppers and low-fat ranch dressing. Bam!

NO MORE TWEETS FOR FRANCES BEAN!

Both Courtney Love and Frances Bean Cobain have deleted their Twitter accounts after Frances Bean launched a series of tweets blasting Ali Lohan, Lindsay's little sister. Frances was pissed that she saw Ali receive special treatment at Paris Fashion Week and wrote, "You're not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one!" Go Francis! Sounds like she takes more after her late Dad than Mom Courtney Love. She looks more like him too! To read some of Frances' final tweets, click here:

http://celebritytwitter.com/twitter/Frances-Bean-Cobain

TRENT REZNOR IS THE MAN!

Brilliant and I were talking about this on the Bone today. Trent Reznor is the man for sticking it to the man- aka his record company, who wanted him to make his songs sound more urban a la Chris Cornell's recent Timbaland-produced album. Trent said F that. Pardon my French. To read more about it in a recent article in New Yorker magazine, click on the link below. It's a great article!

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/musical/2009/09/14/090914crmu_music_frerejones

WHERE HAS THIS BEER BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

OMG I am in love with MGD 64. Only 64 calories for a frosty, cold beverage?! Where has this beer been all my life? I had my first of 3 Friday night at the Cinder Inn during a Miller Lite Phlite Deck party. Shout out to Doug, Jenn, Jamie, Dave and DJ Chris! I have a new favorite beer. It's a beautiful thing. Cheers!