IS KATE MIDDLETON GETTING TOO SKINNY?

Just a few weeks before the Royal Wedding, Kate Middleton is looking super skinny. Her "people" claim she is not dieting, she is just "rather sporty" with a high metabolism, but she looks pretty thin to me in this photo....What do you think? xo, Princess Crash

I'M TOO TALL FOR THE HONDA CRZ!

I finally took my Honda in for service today, and to combat boredom in the waiting room, I asked my sales guy if he could take me for a spin in the new CRZ. It gets 39 Highway MPG, and I thought, what the heck? Maybe I could try to save some gas $ for a change. I knew I was in trouble when my sales guy was over-booked & passed me off to a new sales guy who just started a few weeks ago. HE called himself a rookie, not me. He was nice enough let me sit in the CRZ in the showroom. I got behind the wheel- all 5' 11" of me, and my knees were literally touching the steering wheel even with the seat reclined all the way back into the "no back seat." "You're very leggy. You won't be comfortable in this car. I can't lie to you," said the refreshingly honest sales guy. Leggy. I'll take it. I can think of worse things to be called. So much for the sport hybrid line for me. I'll stick with my Accord.

TOMMY LEE WANTS TO WORK WITH GAGA!

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee says he would LOVE to one day work with Lady Gaga! He says she's "very talented, plays crazy piano & sings her ass off." Tommy thinks they could come up with some "sick sh*t." Stay tuned I guess...

SMART ONES MINI RIGATONI? I'LL SAY!!

"It's been awhile," since Aaron Lewis from Staind sang about frozen food or I blogged about it. Today for lunch I went back to an old friend: The Weight Watchers Smart Ones Mini Rigatoni with Vodka Cream Sauce. It seems they have downsized the noodle size considerably since the last time I tried it. Maybe it has something to do with their new Points Plus program? Not sure, but I know something is up. Take a look at my x-ray noodle camera phone close-up vs. the larger sized noodles they have pictured on the box. Very misleading....Consider yourself warned! And if you're wondering why the box says "GINA KEEP" and not Gina Crash, well if we don't mark things in the communal fridge, then they have a tendency to be thrown away on trash day! Anyone who works in an office I'm sure can relate!!

BRADLEY COOPER BACK ON THE MARKET!

Holy crap! My Philly guy crush Bradley Cooper broke up with Renee Zellweger after 2 years together. The couple is pictured here in happier times...I had to write a rare weekend blog with this news. The couple rarely admitted to dating each other, so I guess they don't have to worry about being coy about it anymore. Now we know why Bradley was so tight lipped about her on his press tour for his new movie Limitless. Mark my words: the next story on these two will be that they broke up months ago! Bradley: call me if you want me to attend the opening of Hangover 2 with you!!

MY NAME IS GINA, AND I AM ADDICTED TO GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!

This year I purchased a record number of Girl Scout cookies. However, I gave away most of the boxes to friends & family and had very few myself. So today when I was craving a cookie, I went searching around the office like a junkie looking for a fix. (I will refrain from the obvious Charlie Sheen jokes). I even searched the work area of my co-worker Bob who was selling the cookies. No sign of anything in the spot where I knew he kept his "stash," and no Bob. I couldn't find him anywhere. When I finally did, I made him call his "connection/dealer" right away to place an emergency order. They should be in tomorrow. Disaster is averted, for now....

OMG I ATE DEER MEAT!!

Oh boy...PETA will be calling me on the Bone Phone any minute now. One of our Account Executives brought in a crock pot of venison chili for lunch today. I was reluctant to try it as I have never had deer meat, only a caribou burger once when vacationing in Canada's Northwest Territories. So I did what anyone would do, and forced my intern Regina to try it with me. Believe it or not, it was pretty tasty. I still feel bad about eating Bambi, but she was delicious.