COME SEE CRASH ON A BICYCLE!!!

Crash here! I posted some photos of me on a bicycle just to prove to Scotty that I actually know how to ride one! I'm on Philly's Ben Franklin Parkway in one of them and in front of the Falls Bridge in the other. Why am I posting pictures of myself on a bike, you ask? Because I want you to come hang out with me this Friday afternoon from 4-6pm @ the Grand Opening of Performance Bicycle, "the Nation's #1 bicycle retailer," in Allentown in the Airport Plaza shopping center near the new Target & Sam's Club right off 22. Why not stop by on your way home from work? I'll be checking in live with Scotty Brilliant during Work Release Friday too, so look out Brilliant! I'll see you guys there. Check out the Bone on the Street page for more info! Thanks! CRASH

TRUCK DRIVERS HONKING AT CRASH?

Yesterday I was talking on my cell phone to Scotty Brilliant while driving East on 22, when I heard a truck driver honking at me as he drove by. This has happened to me a few times lately, so I asked Brilliant, "Dude is that cuz I have a flat tire or a headlight out or something?" "No Crash, I think they are honking cuz you're hot!" Well then, I guess I've still got it! Always nice to hear. That's cool. Here's to truck drivers everywhere! Especially those who listen to the Bone while driving!!

I MADE A $10 PROFIT @ SALADWORK$ !!

In my ongoing search for healthy dinner options, I decided to stop off at a local Saladworks the other day to try their Fire Roasted Cabo Chicken salad. It was pretty good even with lowfat ranch dressing. I realize that annoying, "Eat This Not That" guy would probably tell me I might has well have eaten 3 Big Macs, but whatever. Forget him for a moment, here's the best part: The salad came to a total of $8.26. I'm pretty sure I gave them only a $10 bill, cuz I only had about $13 to my name that day and I'm pretty sure no $20 bills were lurking in my wallet. The cashier gave me back $11.74 in change instead of $1.74. She had typed in that I gave her $20 in cash instead of $10 in cash. I hope she didn't notice the look on my face that said, "JACKPOT! I am rich!" Literally, I could live off $13 for a few days. I know it's bad I didn't say anything because her drawer probably came up short by $10 that night, but the extra cash came in handy. No judgement please, but seriously, what would YOU have done in that situation, seriously?

SMILE: YOU'RE AT THE DMV PHOTO CENTER!

This Monday I had to go to the dreaded DMV to renew my expiring driver's license. I was obsessing about wanting to having the perfect hair, makeup and suntan day. Scotty said his fiancee was doing the exact same thing recently when she had to renew her license. She even cancelled a DMV trip cuz she didn't think her hair looked good that day. This got me thinking that this is one of the many ways that men and woman are different creatures. Dudes don't care what their hair looks like in a DMV photo. I ended up making it to the Snydersville DMV before they closed at 4:15 and taking a pretty decent photo after 3 tries. (You are allowed 4 attempts). I showed it to our receptionist Tina and she said, "Crash, You look just like a cover girl!" Wow that's the highest compliment. I guess I didn't have anything to worry about after all! SMILE:)