This just in: Bone rock is good for you! A new study from the University of Maryland Medical Center recently revealed that listening to music you don't like can have a negative effect on your health. The study found that when people listen to music they like, their blood vessels expand and produce chemicals that protect our hearts! Yay! But when people listen to music they don't like, their blood vessels actually become constricted. That's the same effect that stress has on blood vessels. So over time, listening to music you don't like could kill you! Save the lives of your friends who aren't listening to the Bone, and tell them listening to the Bone can save your life!! Dr. Crash. Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on the radio....
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